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Urine for Thought.........

Did you know that 980,000 gallons of urine are deposited on the interstates

and highways of America everyday? Did you know that It�s not the everyday

citizen like you and me. Did you know it�s the Truckers of America that are

turning are highways into cesspools. Next time you see a gallon milk jug,

Coke bottle, or bottle of any kind along the road, take note that that is not

Mountain Dew inside. Yes I know it looks like it even if it�s in a Mountain Dew

bottle. It�s urine. Just stop and taste it!

I can only imagine what they do when they are driving and have to

evacuate their bowels. I can see them filling a KFC chicken box as they are

driving down the road and then wiping with the greasy wax paper that the

chicken was wrapped in. Throwing it out the window onto the highway. Is

that not a wonderful thought?

I�m for stronger laws that have severe penalties for such an anus crime. So

write your Congressman, your Senator, And the President. We want penalties

such as, cleaning Rest Area Restrooms and picking up litter along the

Interstate with a sign on their back stating �I PEED IN A BOTTLE�, �I

POOPED IN A BOX�. It may not stop them from doing it but the

humiliation might make them think twice before they do it again. This shows

the lack of respect that Truckers have for themselves and others.

Think about the danger it puts our loved ones in on a daily basis. Have you

ever tried to use the bathroom while your driving an 80,000 lb. eighteen

wheel truck? Then you have the nerve (or should I say ignorance) to throw it

out on the side of the road? What about the health issue? Lets say you have a

flat tire and your lucky enough to have to stop where a jug had been

deposited, O lets say 30 minutes before your got there, on impact it bursts all

over the spot where you get to change your tire. I won�t bring up the box of

chicken that your 4 yr. old finds and says �Look Daddy brown chicken�.

I think it�s time to build a new kind of truck seat with built in facilities.

We have to do something before we have to flush our Interstate system.



Thank you,

The Plooker

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  • Playing the Pan pipe
  • Watching Birds Build Fagots
  • Spanking My Monkey-BAD MONKEY!
  • Reading the obituaries to see if I'm dead yet
  • Kissing my squirrel
  • Telling stories down at the Bus Station
  • Waxing my dolphin
  • Feeding Wild Bird Seeds to Tame Birds
  • Asking my Boss for an Enema
  • Asking Bums on the Street "Do you know where Elvis lives?"
  • Staying On-Line 24 hrs. a Day
  • Let me speak to Herman








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